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Jan 30 2010 by Feathertail

Whoa, what happened? You're someplace where it's dark all of a sudden, and you feel kind of dizzy.

Another power outage? Oh wait ... this is different.

I bellow out "Somebody turn on the lights!"

Good thing I've always got matches, in case I need to burn ... something.

I look all around me for a light source, or anything shiny.

I hold perfectly still, breath caught in my throat, wondering if this means what I think it means.

Whew ... the quiet and dark would be refreshing if I knew where I was.

I try to think who I ticked off enough that they'd do this to me.

I curl into a ball and try to hide from whatever's out there.

Ah, so it's one of these stories. Let's see what happens next.

Hey? Who turned out the lights? Where did all my friends go?

Bright lights turn on all around you! You're in the center of a large, domed room, and in front of you is a mirror. But something about you seems different ...

I'm not gonna look, I'm not gonna look ...

Yep, just as I thought. And now to meet whomever's responsible ...

What's happened to me? Oh no, what will my friends think when they see me?

I stare at it in disbelief. "Alright, this isn't funny ... "

Agh! What kind of horrible prank- oh hey, I look kind of nice.

This is not funny. I want to know who did this to me, right now.

Ooh! That is one shiny mirror. And are those white jade columns around me?

Agh! *hisses* Bright lights! I can't see!

I ask the monster in front of me if it knows where I put my matches.

I ... I have wings?

Out of a door to the side steps a short humanoid bird, with robes wrapped around black-and-teal feathers. He looks pleased to see you.

Oh wow. Are those robes made out of silk? That is one SHINY sapphire pendant.

"P-please don't hurt me ... "

"Hi!" *points at the mirror* "Did you know your TV's not working?"

"You're a little short for an Evil Wizard, aren't you?"

I tap my foot (paw?) and say "Ve~ry funny."

"Who are you? Did you do this to me? Where am I? Where did my friends go?"

I raise my eyebrows at him, and wait for him to speak first.

I fold my arms and look down at him. "Explain this."

I try to hide behind the mirror. No telling what he's going to do.

I have wings ... *tears up*

"Hello!" he says. "I'm Tachyon Feathertail, and I've brought you to my world so you can help me. Don't worry, your friends are all safe."

"What ... " *sniff* "What did you do to me?"

I grin eagerly. If his clothes are that expensive he's got to pay well.

"Friends?" *snort* "What friends?"

"Hey, can you do me a favor? Just look over there where I'm pointing, long enough for me to steal your trousers."

"How did you know that I'd always wished I could fly?"

"I know they are. What do you want?"

"Alright, now tell me why I should help you."

"Ooh, cool! Hiya!" *shakes his hand for at least ten seconds*

"They are? Whew. But what about me? What's happened to me?"

"Why should I trust you?"

Feathertail says that here, people become their fursonas, or the animals that they are on the inside. Like the crazy anarchist, Yurodivy Kiranov, who became a six-limbed chimera. "She can sense my presence, so I need someone else to do this. Can you help?"

"Go over there and teach her a lesson? That shouldn't be too hard."

"Can't I just talk sense into her? I mean, she'd understand, right?"

"Yes, I can. But there's going to be a price."

"Sounds like fun! Wait, what is it I'm supposed to DO, exactly?"

"She can 'sense your presence'? I didn't think you smelled THAT bad, but whatever."

"May-be ... "

"Y-you want me to stop her plans? But I don't know how ... "

"Stealth is my specialty! Even if I do look striking this way."

"Now, there IS a reward involved, right?" ^.^

"So I've always been like this inside, then ... " *turns around staring at self in awe*

"Don't worry, it'll be easy! Just upload this virus into her computer." He hands you a crystal. "Her base is on a floating island like this one, so you'll have to fly there; and yes, there is a reward. Any questions before you go?"

"N-no, I think I'm good ... if I can get in there without her seeing me ... "

"You've got a foolproof virus and you're using it for THAT? Think of the possibilities, man!"

"This 'virus' isn't going to mess up my cellphone, is it? 'Cause I've got all my contacts in there."

*gnaws on the crystal* "Shiny ... "

"Is this reward something I'd actually WANT?"

I tell him no, then disappear.

"YAY FLYING TIME!" ^_^

"Yeah. How am I supposed to 'fly' there, Delta Airlines?"

"Yes! Should I run a virus scan before giving this to her?"

"Nope." *rolls up sleeves* "Sounds like a plan."

Somehow, you make it to the flying island that Yurodivy lives on. It's really nice; all trees, flowers, and steel-reinforced concrete bunker. When you get to the door, the intercom buzzes and a female voice asks "What is it!?"

*to self* "I'm not going to be afraid ... " *coughs* "Let me in!"

"I've got a shiny, shiny crystal for you if you'll just let me inside ... "

"Feathertail wants me to give you something. May I come in?"

"Someone you'd better let inside, right now."

"Pizza delivery! Can't you just taste that rich, saucy goodness?"

"I heard you're a crazy anarchist! Can I help?"

"How rude! Do you treat all your visitors this way?"

"I dunno, what the @#$% do you think it is!?"

"Eep! Um ... " *shakes* "Let me inside ... please?"

I stay quiet, and look for a way to get in without triggering alarms.

You go down the steps to her dark, secret lair. Sure enough, she's got a huge supercomputer down there! Her wings flap impatiently as she looks up at you. "You have something for me, then?"

I shake so bad I can hardly stand up, but I manage to hand her the crystal.

*dons sunglasses* "This crystal is a virus ... Miss Kiranov!"

"Yes ... " *looks around* "You don't get a lot of visitors down here, do you?"

"Ooh, that's one shiny computer ... is the big blue gem its hard drive?"

I walk silently to her computer, and plug the crystal into it.

"Here you go." *hands it to her*

"Yeah." *slaps the crystal onto the desk* "Go on, take it."

Drat, she noticed me. I'll just have to play it straight and hand her the crystal, then.

"Yep, I've got it ... right ... here!" *jams the crystal into the data port*

"You're a very pretty chimera ... "

The crystal's plugged in, and the computer's ... not crashing? Yuro claps her hands excitedly! "Feathertail remembered my birthday! This virus he helped me with is going to bring the world's financial network to its knees. Thanks a million!"

"All this ... was for that? But then why ... "

*facepalm* "The joke's on me, I guess!"

"Yay!" *throws confetti around*

I stare at her for a long moment, then kick something and stomp out.

"Thanks a million ... what?" *eyes gleam*

"Oh no ... " *shakes* "What have I done?"

"Are you SERIOUS? Quick, we've got to turn your computer off!"

" ... @#$%!"

"You're welcome. Here, have some cake."

I wrack my brain for an alibi, so I'll have one when the police arrive.

You wake up in front of your computer. It's starting to get light outside. What a weird dream, huh? But then you look in the mirror, and realize you're still your fursona ...

I call or IM my friends, because I need moral support like right now.

I check my pockets, to see if I still have all the shinies I took while they weren't looking.

I do nothing but stare at myself for the next hour.

I curl into a ball in the corner and begin to cry.

I calmly turn back, knowing the world is not ready to see my true form.

I try to see if I can change back and forth so I can freak people out!

I drive my fist through the glass.

I stare at myself for a second, then go to bed. Maybe this'll make more sense tomorrow.

I start trying to think of ways to buy food without anyone seeing me.

"Yay!" *throws confetti around*

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