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Fursona Species Quiz

30/01/2010

Whoa, what happened? You're someplace where it's dark all of a sudden, and you feel kind of dizzy.

Hey? Who turned out the lights? Where did all my friends go?

I look all around me for a light source, or anything shiny.

Good thing I've always got matches, in case I need to burn ... something.

Ah, so it's one of these stories. Let's see what happens next.

Another power outage? Oh wait ... this is different.

Whew ... the quiet and dark would be refreshing if I knew where I was.

I hold perfectly still, breath caught in my throat, wondering if this means what I think it means.

I bellow out "Somebody turn on the lights!"

I try to think who I ticked off enough that they'd do this to me.

I curl into a ball and try to hide from whatever's out there.

Bright lights turn on all around you! You're in the center of a large, domed room, and in front of you is a mirror. But something about you seems different ...

This is not funny. I want to know who did this to me, right now.

Ooh! That is one shiny mirror. And are those white jade columns around me?

What's happened to me? Oh no, what will my friends think when they see me?

Yep, just as I thought. And now to meet whomever's responsible ...

I'm not gonna look, I'm not gonna look ...

Agh! *hisses* Bright lights! I can't see!

Agh! What kind of horrible prank- oh hey, I look kind of nice.

I stare at it in disbelief. "Alright, this isn't funny ... "

I ... I have wings?

I ask the monster in front of me if it knows where I put my matches.

Out of a door to the side steps a short humanoid bird, with robes wrapped around black-and-teal feathers. He looks pleased to see you.

"Who are you? Did you do this to me? Where am I? Where did my friends go?"

I try to hide behind the mirror. No telling what he's going to do.

"Hi!" *points at the mirror* "Did you know your TV's not working?"

Oh wow. Are those robes made out of silk? That is one SHINY sapphire pendant.

"P-please don't hurt me ... "

I tap my foot (paw?) and say "Ve~ry funny."

I raise my eyebrows at him, and wait for him to speak first.

I fold my arms and look down at him. "Explain this."

I have wings ... *tears up*

"You're a little short for an Evil Wizard, aren't you?"

"Hello!" he says. "I'm Tachyon Feathertail, and I've brought you to my world so you can help me. Don't worry, your friends are all safe."

"Friends?" *snort* "What friends?"

I grin eagerly. If his clothes are that expensive he's got to pay well.

"Why should I trust you?"

"They are? Whew. But what about me? What's happened to me?"

"Hey, can you do me a favor? Just look over there where I'm pointing, long enough for me to steal your trousers."

"Alright, now tell me why I should help you."

"How did you know that I'd always wished I could fly?"

"I know they are. What do you want?"

"Ooh, cool! Hiya!" *shakes his hand for at least ten seconds*

"What ... " *sniff* "What did you do to me?"

Feathertail says that here, people become their fursonas, or the animals that they are on the inside. Like the crazy anarchist, Yurodivy Kiranov, who became a six-limbed chimera. "She can sense my presence, so I need someone else to do this. Can you help?"

"Now, there IS a reward involved, right?" ^.^

"Sounds like fun! Wait, what is it I'm supposed to DO, exactly?"

"So I've always been like this inside, then ... " *turns around staring at self in awe*

"She can 'sense your presence'? I didn't think you smelled THAT bad, but whatever."

"Can't I just talk sense into her? I mean, she'd understand, right?"

"Go over there and teach her a lesson? That shouldn't be too hard."

"Y-you want me to stop her plans? But I don't know how ... "

"May-be ... "

"Stealth is my specialty! Even if I do look striking this way."

"Yes, I can. But there's going to be a price."

"Don't worry, it'll be easy! Just upload this virus into her computer." He hands you a crystal. "Her base is on a floating island like this one, so you'll have to fly there; and yes, there is a reward. Any questions before you go?"

"YAY FLYING TIME!" ^_^

"Nope." *rolls up sleeves* "Sounds like a plan."

"You've got a foolproof virus and you're using it for THAT? Think of the possibilities, man!"

"N-no, I think I'm good ... if I can get in there without her seeing me ... "

*gnaws on the crystal* "Shiny ... "

"Is this reward something I'd actually WANT?"

I tell him no, then disappear.

"This 'virus' isn't going to mess up my cellphone, is it? 'Cause I've got all my contacts in there."

"Yeah. How am I supposed to 'fly' there, Delta Airlines?"

"Yes! Should I run a virus scan before giving this to her?"

Somehow, you make it to the flying island that Yurodivy lives on. It's really nice; all trees, flowers, and steel-reinforced concrete bunker. When you get to the door, the intercom buzzes and a female voice asks "What is it!?"

I stay quiet, and look for a way to get in without triggering alarms.

*to self* "I'm not going to be afraid ... " *coughs* "Let me in!"

"Someone you'd better let inside, right now."

"I dunno, what the @#$% do you think it is!?"

"Pizza delivery! Can't you just taste that rich, saucy goodness?"

"Eep! Um ... " *shakes* "Let me inside ... please?"

"How rude! Do you treat all your visitors this way?"

"I heard you're a crazy anarchist! Can I help?"

"I've got a shiny, shiny crystal for you if you'll just let me inside ... "

"Feathertail wants me to give you something. May I come in?"

You go down the steps to her dark, secret lair. Sure enough, she's got a huge supercomputer down there! Her wings flap impatiently as she looks up at you. "You have something for me, then?"

"Ooh, that's one shiny computer ... is the big blue gem its hard drive?"

I shake so bad I can hardly stand up, but I manage to hand her the crystal.

*dons sunglasses* "This crystal is a virus ... Miss Kiranov!"

"You're a very pretty chimera ... "

I walk silently to her computer, and plug the crystal into it.

"Yes ... " *looks around* "You don't get a lot of visitors down here, do you?"

"Yeah." *slaps the crystal onto the desk* "Go on, take it."

Drat, she noticed me. I'll just have to play it straight and hand her the crystal, then.

"Here you go." *hands it to her*

"Yep, I've got it ... right ... here!" *jams the crystal into the data port*

The crystal's plugged in, and the computer's ... not crashing? Yuro claps her hands excitedly! "Feathertail remembered my birthday! This virus he helped me with is going to bring the world's financial network to its knees. Thanks a million!"

" ... @#$%!"

*facepalm* "The joke's on me, I guess!"

"You're welcome. Here, have some cake."

"Thanks a million ... what?" *eyes gleam*

I stare at her for a long moment, then kick something and stomp out.

"All this ... was for that? But then why ... "

"Yay!" *throws confetti around*

"Are you SERIOUS? Quick, we've got to turn your computer off!"

I wrack my brain for an alibi, so I'll have one when the police arrive.

"Oh no ... " *shakes* "What have I done?"

You wake up in front of your computer. It's starting to get light outside. What a weird dream, huh? But then you look in the mirror, and realize you're still your fursona ...

I start trying to think of ways to buy food without anyone seeing me.

"Yay!" *throws confetti around*

I do nothing but stare at myself for the next hour.

I calmly turn back, knowing the world is not ready to see my true form.

I curl into a ball in the corner and begin to cry.

I check my pockets, to see if I still have all the shinies I took while they weren't looking.

I try to see if I can change back and forth so I can freak people out!

I call or IM my friends, because I need moral support like right now.

I stare at myself for a second, then go to bed. Maybe this'll make more sense tomorrow.

I drive my fist through the glass.

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