Fursona Species Quiz

Jan 30 2010

Whoa, what happened? You're someplace where it's dark all of a sudden, and you feel kind of dizzy.

Good thing I've always got matches, in case I need to burn ... something.

Hey? Who turned out the lights? Where did all my friends go?

I try to think who I ticked off enough that they'd do this to me.

I curl into a ball and try to hide from whatever's out there.

I look all around me for a light source, or anything shiny.

I hold perfectly still, breath caught in my throat, wondering if this means what I think it means.

Another power outage? Oh wait ... this is different.

Whew ... the quiet and dark would be refreshing if I knew where I was.

Ah, so it's one of these stories. Let's see what happens next.

I bellow out "Somebody turn on the lights!"

Bright lights turn on all around you! You're in the center of a large, domed room, and in front of you is a mirror. But something about you seems different ...

Yep, just as I thought. And now to meet whomever's responsible ...

What's happened to me? Oh no, what will my friends think when they see me?

Agh! What kind of horrible prank- oh hey, I look kind of nice.

I'm not gonna look, I'm not gonna look ...

Ooh! That is one shiny mirror. And are those white jade columns around me?

I stare at it in disbelief. "Alright, this isn't funny ... "

I ask the monster in front of me if it knows where I put my matches.

This is not funny. I want to know who did this to me, right now.

I ... I have wings?

Agh! *hisses* Bright lights! I can't see!

Out of a door to the side steps a short humanoid bird, with robes wrapped around black-and-teal feathers. He looks pleased to see you.

I fold my arms and look down at him. "Explain this."

"You're a little short for an Evil Wizard, aren't you?"

I raise my eyebrows at him, and wait for him to speak first.

"P-please don't hurt me ... "

I try to hide behind the mirror. No telling what he's going to do.

"Who are you? Did you do this to me? Where am I? Where did my friends go?"

"Hi!" *points at the mirror* "Did you know your TV's not working?"

Oh wow. Are those robes made out of silk? That is one SHINY sapphire pendant.

I tap my foot (paw?) and say "Ve~ry funny."

I have wings ... *tears up*

"Hello!" he says. "I'm Tachyon Feathertail, and I've brought you to my world so you can help me. Don't worry, your friends are all safe."

"Ooh, cool! Hiya!" *shakes his hand for at least ten seconds*

"I know they are. What do you want?"

I grin eagerly. If his clothes are that expensive he's got to pay well.

"Alright, now tell me why I should help you."

"Hey, can you do me a favor? Just look over there where I'm pointing, long enough for me to steal your trousers."

"They are? Whew. But what about me? What's happened to me?"

"Why should I trust you?"

"What ... " *sniff* "What did you do to me?"

"How did you know that I'd always wished I could fly?"

"Friends?" *snort* "What friends?"

Feathertail says that here, people become their fursonas, or the animals that they are on the inside. Like the crazy anarchist, Yurodivy Kiranov, who became a six-limbed chimera. "She can sense my presence, so I need someone else to do this. Can you help?"

"Y-you want me to stop her plans? But I don't know how ... "

"Sounds like fun! Wait, what is it I'm supposed to DO, exactly?"

"May-be ... "

"Now, there IS a reward involved, right?" ^.^

"Stealth is my specialty! Even if I do look striking this way."

"So I've always been like this inside, then ... " *turns around staring at self in awe*

"She can 'sense your presence'? I didn't think you smelled THAT bad, but whatever."

"Go over there and teach her a lesson? That shouldn't be too hard."

"Yes, I can. But there's going to be a price."

"Can't I just talk sense into her? I mean, she'd understand, right?"

"Don't worry, it'll be easy! Just upload this virus into her computer." He hands you a crystal. "Her base is on a floating island like this one, so you'll have to fly there; and yes, there is a reward. Any questions before you go?"

I tell him no, then disappear.

"Is this reward something I'd actually WANT?"

"Nope." *rolls up sleeves* "Sounds like a plan."

"YAY FLYING TIME!" ^_^

"N-no, I think I'm good ... if I can get in there without her seeing me ... "

"Yes! Should I run a virus scan before giving this to her?"

*gnaws on the crystal* "Shiny ... "

"This 'virus' isn't going to mess up my cellphone, is it? 'Cause I've got all my contacts in there."

"You've got a foolproof virus and you're using it for THAT? Think of the possibilities, man!"

"Yeah. How am I supposed to 'fly' there, Delta Airlines?"

Somehow, you make it to the flying island that Yurodivy lives on. It's really nice; all trees, flowers, and steel-reinforced concrete bunker. When you get to the door, the intercom buzzes and a female voice asks "What is it!?"

"Eep! Um ... " *shakes* "Let me inside ... please?"

*to self* "I'm not going to be afraid ... " *coughs* "Let me in!"

"I heard you're a crazy anarchist! Can I help?"

"I dunno, what the @#$% do you think it is!?"

I stay quiet, and look for a way to get in without triggering alarms.

"Someone you'd better let inside, right now."

"Pizza delivery! Can't you just taste that rich, saucy goodness?"

"How rude! Do you treat all your visitors this way?"

"I've got a shiny, shiny crystal for you if you'll just let me inside ... "

"Feathertail wants me to give you something. May I come in?"

You go down the steps to her dark, secret lair. Sure enough, she's got a huge supercomputer down there! Her wings flap impatiently as she looks up at you. "You have something for me, then?"

*dons sunglasses* "This crystal is a virus ... Miss Kiranov!"

"Ooh, that's one shiny computer ... is the big blue gem its hard drive?"

I walk silently to her computer, and plug the crystal into it.

"Yep, I've got it ... right ... here!" *jams the crystal into the data port*

"Yes ... " *looks around* "You don't get a lot of visitors down here, do you?"

"Yeah." *slaps the crystal onto the desk* "Go on, take it."

"Here you go." *hands it to her*

"You're a very pretty chimera ... "

Drat, she noticed me. I'll just have to play it straight and hand her the crystal, then.

I shake so bad I can hardly stand up, but I manage to hand her the crystal.

The crystal's plugged in, and the computer's ... not crashing? Yuro claps her hands excitedly! "Feathertail remembered my birthday! This virus he helped me with is going to bring the world's financial network to its knees. Thanks a million!"

"You're welcome. Here, have some cake."

*facepalm* "The joke's on me, I guess!"

"Yay!" *throws confetti around*

"Thanks a million ... what?" *eyes gleam*

"All this ... was for that? But then why ... "

" ... @#$%!"

"Are you SERIOUS? Quick, we've got to turn your computer off!"

"Oh no ... " *shakes* "What have I done?"

I wrack my brain for an alibi, so I'll have one when the police arrive.

I stare at her for a long moment, then kick something and stomp out.

You wake up in front of your computer. It's starting to get light outside. What a weird dream, huh? But then you look in the mirror, and realize you're still your fursona ...

I try to see if I can change back and forth so I can freak people out!

I start trying to think of ways to buy food without anyone seeing me.

I check my pockets, to see if I still have all the shinies I took while they weren't looking.

I drive my fist through the glass.

I calmly turn back, knowing the world is not ready to see my true form.

I curl into a ball in the corner and begin to cry.

"Yay!" *throws confetti around*

I stare at myself for a second, then go to bed. Maybe this'll make more sense tomorrow.

I call or IM my friends, because I need moral support like right now.

I do nothing but stare at myself for the next hour.

Kakurady
on 03 Feb 2010 at 11:47 am

Ugh. Did I forgot to eat breakfast again?
Wait, I thought my fursona was supposed to be a cat, not a cuuuute fennec… kyuuuut… did I say kyute? *poses*

Arbutus
on 03 Feb 2010 at 6:13 pm

“I heard you’re a crazy anarchist! Can I help?” =:D

I have wings! Funny, I never noticed those before.

Traxer
on 04 Feb 2010 at 9:39 pm

Strange…somehow it guessed I was a scavenger. I can’t imagine how it guessed th-SHINY!

W3wt
on 11 Feb 2010 at 11:41 pm

Yay ^.^ I have wings!

Naru
on 14 Apr 2010 at 5:28 pm

YAY! go me I’m a fox demon !

Jamocha
on 23 Apr 2010 at 3:37 pm

Arg! …I’m a stupid rabbit.

newhere
on 11 May 2010 at 3:05 pm

i dont get this… is their any other answers other than bat,dragon, owl?

Feathertail
on 12 May 2010 at 1:21 pm

There are 10 different answers, actually!

Someone
on 24 May 2010 at 4:56 pm

umm…. Mythical Fursona

You’re a legendary creature! Which probably means that you’re legendarily powerful. Either way, you know more than you let on, and you’re more capable than you appear. Example species: Dragon, kitsune.
soo thats it… WHAT S A KITSUNE..?

A person
on 29 May 2010 at 9:23 pm

oooookkkkaaaaayyyy…. Not very helpful! -.-

Feathertail
on 29 May 2010 at 9:42 pm

It is pretty basic, I know!

And kitsune are mythical fox-spirits from Japanese legend.

Riley Whydoyouwanttoknowmylastnameyousalker
on 30 May 2010 at 2:15 pm

Awww I’m a kitty Cat :3

Kitty kat
on 05 Jun 2010 at 10:37 pm

I thought my fursona was a cat… Now i’m a dragon!?

Sacter
on 28 Jun 2010 at 10:58 pm

Cool, I am a coyote after all!! Nice job on the quiz, I really liked the plot!

Nakamura
on 04 Jul 2010 at 2:44 am

sweet i got my dragoness!

some kid
on 04 Jul 2010 at 8:06 pm

COOL! I really liked this quiz, but I wanted to fight that thingy lady with the arms! AWESOME I’m a kangaroo!

Your mom 0.0 JK!! XD
on 07 Jul 2010 at 2:19 pm

*glomps results* So epic!
You’re a legendary creature! Which probably means that you’re legendarily powerful. Either way, you know more than you let on, and you’re more capable than you appear.

So true |D

Me
on 08 Jul 2010 at 1:10 pm

AWESOME! I am a cat/fox/coyote!
Mischievous Fursona

Your fursona’s a bit of a trickster! Perhaps you are only disguised as a human. Either way, you only prank those who deserve it … right? Example species: Cat, coyote, fox.